Best Ugly Bagels Menu with Prices 2026 (New Zealand)

Mean Joe Green

Mahy farms free range bacon, avocado and tomato.

Mahy farms free range bacon, avocado and tomato.

King Salmon

Regal cold smoked salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill and lemon juice on a sesame bagel.

Regal cold smoked salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill and lemon juice on a sesame bagel.

Boss Hog

Mahy farms free farmed bacon, rocket sauce, cheddar cheese and two free range eggs.

Mahy farms free farmed bacon, rocket sauce, cheddar cheese and two free range eggs.

TAB

Tomato, avocado and basil with a drizzle of lemon fennel olive oil.

Tomato, avocado and basil with a drizzle of lemon fennel olive oil.

Iced Maple Coffee

12oz. Iced maple coffee by Good Joe coffee made using pure maple syrup.

12oz. Iced maple coffee by Good Joe coffee made using pure maple syrup.

Yodi

Pastrami, habanero mustard, grilled Swiss and topped with a pickle on a sesame bagel.

Pastrami, habanero mustard, grilled Swiss and topped with a pickle on a sesame bagel.

King Salmon (Classics)

Regal cold smoked salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill and lemon juice on a sesame bagel.

Regal cold smoked salmon, Zany Zeus cream cheese, red onion, capers, dill and lemon juice on a sesame bagel.

Tuna Melt

Tuna, mayonnaise, jalapenos, lemon zest and grilled cheese. Served on a sesame bagel.

Tuna, mayonnaise, jalapenos, lemon zest and grilled cheese. Served on a sesame bagel.

Boss Hog (Classics)

Mahy farms free farmed bacon, rocket sauce, cheddar cheese and two free range eggs.

Mahy farms free farmed bacon, rocket sauce, cheddar cheese and two free range eggs.

Mean Joe Green (Classics)

Mahy farms free range bacon, avocado and tomato.

Mahy farms free range bacon, avocado and tomato.

Swiss Melt

Grilled Swiss cheese on a sesame bagel.

Grilled Swiss cheese on a sesame bagel.

White Rabbit

Zany Zeus cream cheese, tomato, basil and lemon fennel olive oil on a sesame bagel.

Zany Zeus cream cheese, tomato, basil and lemon fennel olive oil on a sesame bagel.

TAB (Vege Bagels)

Tomato, avocado and basil with a drizzle of lemon fennel olive oil.

Tomato, avocado and basil with a drizzle of lemon fennel olive oil.

Jelly Tip

Chocolate bagel, Zany Zeus cream cheese, raspberry jam and chocolate sauce.

Chocolate bagel, Zany Zeus cream cheese, raspberry jam and chocolate sauce.

Butter Up

Toasted a sesame bagel with a lick of butter.

Toasted a sesame bagel with a lick of butter.

Schmear

Zany Zeus organic cream cheese on a sesame bagel.

Zany Zeus organic cream cheese on a sesame bagel.

Jam

Raspberry jam and a lick of butter on a sesame bagel.

Raspberry jam and a lick of butter on a sesame bagel.

Koko

House chocolate hazelnut spread on a sesame bagel.

House chocolate hazelnut spread on a sesame bagel.

Marmite

Lightly spread with a lick of butter and on a sesame bagel.

Lightly spread with a lick of butter and on a sesame bagel.

PBJ

Peanut butter and raspberry jam on a sesame bagel.

Peanut butter and raspberry jam on a sesame bagel.

JC

Raspberry jam and cream cheese on a sesame bagel.

Raspberry jam and cream cheese on a sesame bagel.

Peanut Butter

Peanut butter with a lick of butter on a sesame seed bagel.

Peanut butter with a lick of butter on a sesame seed bagel.

Jelly Tip (Spreads)

Chocolate bagel, Zany Zeus cream cheese, raspberry jam and chocolate sauce.

Chocolate bagel, Zany Zeus cream cheese, raspberry jam and chocolate sauce.

Chocolate Bagel Four Pack

Chocolatey bagels filled with chocolate chips.

Chocolatey bagels filled with chocolate chips.

Gluten Free Four Pack (GF)

Gluten free sesame bagels.

Gluten free sesame bagels.

Sesame Bagels

Four sesame bagels.

Four sesame bagels.

Plain Bagels

Four plain bagels.

Four plain bagels.

Old Yella Habanero Mustard

Best Ugly habanero mustard.

Best Ugly habanero mustard.

Good Joe Coffee Beans

Good Joe coffee beans 200g. West coast roast, a three blend mix using fair trade organic beans. A robust, full boiled bl

Good Joe coffee beans 200g. West coast roast, a three blend mix using fair trade organic beans. A robust, full boiled blend and hints of sweet vanilla with a cocoa finish.

Good Joe Coffee Plunger

Good Joe coffee plunger grind 200g. West coast roast, a three blend mix using fair trade organic beans. A robust, full b

Good Joe coffee plunger grind 200g. West coast roast, a three blend mix using fair trade organic beans. A robust, full boiled blend and hints of sweet vanilla with a cocoa finish.

Marsh's Clover Honey

500g. Marsh's clover honey. Central Otago clover honey produced on site from a heritage line of bees.

500g. Marsh's clover honey. Central Otago clover honey produced on site from a heritage line of bees.

McClure's Pickles

907g. McClure's pickled garlic and dill whole.

907g. McClure's pickled garlic and dill whole.

Good Joe Coffee Whole Beans

Good Joe coffee whole beans 1kg. Hints of sweet vanilla and with a cocoa finish.

Good Joe coffee whole beans 1kg. Hints of sweet vanilla and with a cocoa finish.

Rocket Fuel Sauce

The universal sauce, prepared in small batches like an authentic jam to ensure that the delicate combination of homemade

The universal sauce, prepared in small batches like an authentic jam to ensure that the delicate combination of homemade flavours are maintained along with a carefully measured dose of heat, just enough to know its there.

Rocket Boost Sauce

Rocket Boost Hot Sauce Just as the name suggests, our capsicum based hot sauce will give your dish a little boost. We l

Rocket Boost Hot Sauce Just as the name suggests, our capsicum based hot sauce will give your dish a little boost. We love this on eggs, in guacamole and with bagel or tacos, yum!

Al Brown Lemon and Fennel Olive Oil

Lemon & Fennel is a versatile flavour combo that goes great poured over grilled vegetables, fresh salads and especially

Lemon & Fennel is a versatile flavour combo that goes great poured over grilled vegetables, fresh salads and especially seafood. Using oils like this will take your cooking to the next level.

Al Brown Lemon and Oregano Olive Oil

This Lemon & Oregano Oil has a great balance of herb and citrus, which goes hand in hand with flavours both rich and del

This Lemon & Oregano Oil has a great balance of herb and citrus, which goes hand in hand with flavours both rich and delicate. It's unique, but not precious, and designed to flow, not drizzle.

Lemmy Lemonade

Karma Cola

Gingerella Ginger Ale

Sparkling Blood Orange

Karma Raspberry and Lemon Kombucha

Sparkling Blackcurrant

Almighty Organic Apple Juice

Almighty Organic Apple and Orange Juice

Water Otakiri Still

Still bottled water.

Still bottled water.

Otaki Water Sparkling

Sparkling bottled water.

Sparkling bottled water.

Iced Maple Coffee (Cold Beverages)

12oz. Iced maple coffee by Good Joe coffee made using pure maple syrup.

12oz. Iced maple coffee by Good Joe coffee made using pure maple syrup.

Almighty Organic Apple, Orange and Mango Juice

73 citrus sparkling orange juice

Flat White Coffee (8oz)

8oz. Flat white coffee by Good Joe coffee.

8oz. Flat white coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Flat White Coffee (12oz)

8oz. Flat white coffee by Good Joe coffee.

8oz. Flat white coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Latte Coffee

12oz. Latte coffee by Good Joe coffee.

12oz. Latte coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Cappuccino Coffee (8oz)

Cappuccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Cappuccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Cappuccino Coffee (12oz (Large))

Cappuccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Cappuccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Short Black Coffee

Short black coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Short black coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Long Black Coffee

8oz. Long black coffee by Good Joe coffee.

8oz. Long black coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Americano Coffee

12oz. Americano coffee by Good Joe coffee.

12oz. Americano coffee by Good Joe coffee.

Hot Chocolate

12oz.

12oz.

Mochaccino Coffee

12oz. Mochaccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.

12oz. Mochaccino coffee by Good Joe coffee.